Top 11 Worst Tinder Profiles (2018 Edition)

If you came here to see Tinder cringe, awkwardness and online dating fails...

Well, buckle up.

Here are 53 of our top Tinder blunders. 

And more importantly, read until the end to see how you can stop sucking at Tinder.

And actually get results tonight with our sure-fire copy-pasted lines.

 
 Top 11 Worst Tinder Profiles (2018 Edition) | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby
 

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Let's dive in to our list...

Of Tinder hell.

1. Something's Off..

 A badly photoshopped Tinder profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

At first glance, John is a handsome guy with a cute black lab. 

But the longer your stare...

The longer you realize there is something very wrong with his face.

As if it was a wax sculputre molded on to his actual face hidden below.

Yikes.

2. Do you dare?

 Creepy guy on Tinder in a Body Suit | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby
 Weird Tinder Profile with Bodysuit | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

All 6 of his photos include him covered head to toe in a spandex body suit.

What's more unsettling is the line in his bio.

"Dare to find out what's underneath?"

Nah. I'm good.

#3 This Convo Took a Weird Turn...

 Weird Tinder Conversation | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

Enter Nick.

Typical dude with no messaging game.

But then... things take a weird turn.

4. You can feel the desperation

 Desperate Guy Messaging on Tinder | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

You've got to give it to Jeff...

He's really an optimist to think "drinks at mine lol" is going to work.

After the last two messages...

But, still a fail.

5. Tip Toeing around the Issue

 Tinder profile with feet | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

Out of curiosity...

What does "Toe Partner" entail?

Just asking for a friend.

6. The cliff jumper.

 Example of a Bad Tinder profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

Example of a Bad Tinder profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

His steps to success.

  1. Jump off a cliff.
  2. Come say hi.

... Hopefully, I don't survive the fall.

7. 2 Girls 1 Tinder Profile

 The worst Tinder profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

To be fair, at least she's upfront about what she's in to.

But... I think I'll pass on this one.

8. We called it 2 girls for a reason.

 A gross Tinder profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

I thought this kind of thing was more rare.

And... I thought wrong.

9. Fail or Win? You Decide.

 Is this Tinder profile a fail or win? | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

I'm gonna need your call on this.

At first I thought this was a complete fail.

But then I saw the tacos.

And now I'm doubting myself.

10. Who needs a Face pic?

 Another gross Tinder pic | you Suck at Tinder by Zirby

Facepics are over rated.

Why not just make your creepy Tinder profile photo be direct?

And I mean really direct.

11. Small, medium, or Large?

 Funny Tinder Profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

Funny Tinder Profile | You Suck at Tinder by Zirby

It took me a bit to see this.

But it turns out that the cup sizes are different.

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